The first time I ever considered going on an all-inclusive vacation was when I was 24; straight out of college and desperate to swim with dolphins, have beach sex with a lonely horny fat drunk girl that I would never see again and board an actual glass-bottom boat. Continue reading
If you were here you would be shaking your head and laughing
because you would’ve told me so by now
and you would ask if I was really surprised
Really? Continue reading
Dear father, brother, son,
These are strange times indeed,
When a billion women remain unseen
By the very societies claiming civility… Continue reading
I knew for sure that you could write
and multiple emotions you can incite
I’ve heard what you sing Continue reading
I am from Vikings and fur trappers, but dream of settling in a place where it never snows.
I am from a Sesame Street toy box that once contained my greatest treasures.
I am from Annie, The Little Mermaid, and Ferris Buller’s Day Off… Continue reading
His name was Yafala Sekola Kokare. He was a male of the Ya’a Naomi, a race that resembles a cross between the human and the raccoon. His five-thruster spaceship was blasting towards the Earth at full speed. All he had was his space ship, a few supplies, a few odd trinkets, an amulet he wore around his neck, the laari, or sarong, which was wrapped about his waist, and a piece of stone with weird writing and symbols that he wanted to find the meaning of. Continue reading
the phony is always afraid
of the genuine article
because they know that they are phonies Continue reading
A young cryptography officer tapped away carefully, looking back and forth from the newly intercepted transmission, taking an occasional sip of coffee from his custom made mug, a crafty cup made in the shape of his favorite science-fiction hero Rick Rogers, and putting it down next to his chess club championship plaque all while trying to make sense what appeared to be a jumbled pile of nonsense… Continue reading
The legend of a species of women named the Azzara on planet Azar, located near the right-hand of the centre of the Milky Way, is very interesting, because it has manifested in the dreams of a prophetess here on Earth, the details of which are quite remarkable. The prophetess asked the artist to paint them according to her descriptions, and was well pleased with the result. The prophetess persists that the planet and the women are still at work, and, although she will remain unnamed per request, she has already become famous for her accuracy…. Continue reading
I am. I stand in multiple planes of reality
I am both jester and king
now living in third-dimensional reality Continue reading